On Sunday the Jachenator {as me and my family call him} and I were talking about watching a scary movie this Halloween at a friends house and Jachen{who is a scary movie wimp} said how he combats his scary movie nerves is by talking a lot during the movie. Then I made the comment that you talk ALL THE TIME during ANY movie {or show}...not just scary ones. For reals this kid talks a lot during a movie...luckily it doesn't annoy me too much, mostly I just think it's funny.
If you don't believe me read the below...
While we were watching the movie Unbreakable{this might be a movie spoiler alert} I secretly typed everything he said while watching the movie. Excessive, huh? but really really funny. SO read it.
Jachen...
that means probably you're unbreakable
so one guy is unbreakable and the other guy is all the time breaking
look at those striped pants
that was like the biggest badoom ever
he's going back into the memory huh?
shes been with someone
or not
experience
look at his car, all the pillows
i think he was trying to kill the security guard, no?
don't break anythinggg
you shouldnt go down there
your going to break yourself
gross
ohh, break an arm and a leg for it. isnt't that a saying, break an arm and a leg?
oh no, i think he put on some more
that's dangerous
he's like, i just lifted 500
wow
no way
this is a superhero movie, why didn't you tell me{in a joking manor}
a ton
a car!
what the what
stop it, please, i don't want you to get hurt
400 lbs
whoa, that's almost a car
ohh that's her
as if he knew where to go, hmm?
it's dangerous
i did, i guessed. it's a talent, i can guess husbands names
what was that?
he's the supa hero
uhoh
oh a fight at school
him!
wait, what happened?
looks like san francisco
don't shoot him, not in the heart
don't shoot him in the heart, shoot him in the leg or something
what's 50, just police? security? oh the swat
$2.50
and the other call was elijah saying you are a super hero, there you go
that they will hire him?
it's cool that they changed the microphone at the end
can you hear me david?
that's exactly where he sat
that's sad about the small kid that sat in front of him
this is him going back to the car
that totally looks like him young
oh wow
obviously she has a red dress, shes the only one
so cool how everyone has grey clothes on except those guys
oh my goodness
question is what are you going to do about it? are you going to beat him up?
still, like what are you goign to do about it?
oh, he is going to follow him and see if the other guy's still alive.
why doesn't he just call the cops?
like the reaper man
whew a lot of tension right now {as he pats his chest}
water
do something, do something, do something! {each time said louder}
where's the orange guy?
ohh gross
the question is, is he going to kill him or bring him down
she's like whoa, what's going on
crazy though, to see these visions of bad things that happen to all sorts of people
he's like whoa, what's going on
it was only on a wee bit
haha he's such a secret keeper
i would tell you if i was a super hero
ahh so cute that my husband says cute things like that during a movie, I need to tell everyone {said in a high pitch voice as if i was saying it cus he thought i was making a facebook status or something when really i was typing all this up}
always this chamber music in the background
is this going to be scary? is there going to be a really bad man in the end? please tell me
this is so cool
oh he finds out that he caused all those accidents
ohh this is crazy Monica
mr glass, wow
crazy
{when it was over}
that was good
i did not know all these years that it was about that.
this is realllly good!
SERIOUSLY makes me crack UP every time I read this. And this is pretty much how all our movie watching goes. Love that Jachen.
>>>M
5 comments:
What can I say, I am just sooo Jachen..
oh Jachen. so funny.
I love the one where he is patting his chest, whew, a lot of tension right now. This is so funny.
so funny, i love that you recorded all of that! that will be especially funny in a year or two.
Oh my goodness, so funny. Laughing out loud. Makes me want to watch a movie with Jachen!
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